I have a girlfriend.
Guys follow my twitter @hathlov
Did I ever tell you guys that in 2008 I was a MySpace sensation.
No? Oh, well that’s because it’s a hilariously embarrassing part of my past. Let me show you a thing or two under the cut.
I never really thought I was THAT tall, because I kind of always thought the average female height was like 5’8”, but then yesterday terriblevelvet told me that the average female height was 5’4” and I was like bullshit!
But then, I got thinking, and that makes more sense than most of the girls I’ve met just being really short. And then I realised, I’m really tall. So I went back looking at photos of me and friends and thought to myself “how did I never realise I am actually quite the skyscraper” when I saw the awkward stance my school friends used to have to pull when trying to lean on my shoulder.
ps that was dress up day at school, like, 2 years ago. oh my god i’ve grown since then.